Hey all you Secret fans

I've been visualizing smart people rising up against The Secret and it finally worked! Check it out: Pessimist Nation

I don't know how to break it to my mom that Oprah's not perfect. I mean, I can't believe she fell for all that positive-thinking-can-make-anyone-rich-and-get-anyone-laid blither blather. I think what I'll do is secretly cancel my mom's subscription to O and start sneaking over to her house to erase Oprah from her DVR recordings. You know, let her detox slowly.

And speaking of addiction, this is funny: Might As Well Face It, You're Addicted to Come

p.s. I'm done with my first year of grad school on Friday. Party!