Ways to Save Money Now That I Have a Car Payment

1. Stop buying lattes! Buy drip.
2. Stop eating out at fancy any restaurants! Make dinner at home.
3. Stop buying new clothes! Shop at Value Village. Better yet, learn how to make your own clothes.
4. Stop seeing 3-D movies. 2-D is good enough. Better yet, Neflix is good enough. No, Hulu is good enough!
5. Stop giving so much money to charity! NPR can survive without you.
6. Unsubscribe from Groupon. It just gives you ideas.
7. See if Jeff will lower your rent if you promise to take up only 25% of the bed.
8. Buy a lottery ticket every week. (Not a money saver, but gives you hope.)
9. Stop buying books!!! You work at the library.
10. Cancel gym membership. Get fat motivated and exercise outdoors where it's free.